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Hello Zane I live in Owen Sound about 100 miles north of Toronto and I can't find a good corned beef on rye. Is it possible to have one mailed? I'm serious. Zane, I hope to hear from you soon. Bob
- asked by Bob
Hi Bob, I'd be more than happy to send you some meat. My best advice would be for you to find rye bread locally. Need mustard? Pickles? Please email me at and we'll get you a proper quote. Zane
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