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why can't Thelma come to Beer Fest ...I miss her...
- asked by Les
Dear Les, I feel your pain. Thunderin' Thelma loves BeerFest and we'd love to be there again this year. It hurt my heart that we missed last year for the first time in so many years. The problem was that we can't leave once we're in place and we had a wedding to cater. Please get in touch with and give her the dates and terms. I hope we can make this work. I truly love what you do.
Thank you from Zane


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