Ask Zane Anything
there is nothing wrong with the sign at the airport deli, it lacks bluster , how about ZANE CAPLANSKY'S FAMOUS DELI
- asked by Michael
I'm not sure I have enough chutspah to pull that one off Michael. :)
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.