Ask Zane Anything
Uh, what's your address?! I clicked on the obscure "Contact" and found that you were where I thought you were but your location/address should be easily seen when you click on "HOME." No one should have to go hunting for it!!!!!! ;-)
- asked by Jane
This is called "Ask Zane Anything" not "Find Zane Anywhere". If I wanted you to find me I'd turn on my gps locator. You ask. I answer. And if you want stuff like my address, I'm sure the internet has all kinds of ways for you to find that. Snarkily, Zane
Thank you from Zane


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.