Ask Zane Anything
What's your credit card number? Follow up question: What is your expiry date and the 3 digit number on the back of the card?
- asked by Chris W.
Zane: How many days a week do you eat some of your own mouth watering smoked meat? Do you personally have to test every new batch? How does a fresser survive working in a restaurant?!
- asked by Ken Wiener

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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.