Ask Zane Anything
What kind of sandwiches do you eat at home?
- asked by Abby F.
How many Matzoh balls does a chicken soup require?
- asked by KMags


Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.