Ask Zane Anything
I recently saw you and Thunderin' Thelma on the show Eat Street and truth be told...I think I fell a little bit in love. Did you feel the heart bubbles that I sent your way from south of Boston, MA?? A funny, adorable,Jewish man that can REALLY cook...OH my!!! I typically can impress guys with one of my scrumptious desserts, but I'm not sure that would work for you. So Zane, how does a girl get your attention and impress you?? Amy
- asked by Amy Lewis
Do you sell Caplansky's Deli T-shirts?
- asked by Andrew

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Zane is not responsible for screwing up your life if you take his relationship advice. Please take all answers with a light heart and an open mind. Zane is not a psychologist, biologist, dermatologist, botanist, or specialist of any kind in anything other than Deli. Even then, he's not perfect, but strives to be. Zane takes no responsibility if you take his advice seriously, because, well, he doesn't take his own advice seriously.